學渣們都笑翻了 爆笑中式英語你用過幾個？

經典Chinglish來一套:

How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？

You ask me, me ask who? 你問我，我問誰？

We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？

看過這一套經典的Chinglish，小伙伴們是不是都快笑翻了？學了新單詞明白意思卻不知該咋用，一個不小心你就會鬧出貌似說得過去，其實更加逗比的 Chinglish笑話。下面這些Chinglish已得正解，小伙伴們不如先試試自己會怎么翻，再看答案！

1.蘿卜青菜，各有所愛。

[誤] Some prefer radish but others prefer cabbage.

[正] Tastes differ.

注：Tastes differ/vary 是句英語諺語，除此以外，原句還可翻譯成 No dish suits all tastes 或 You can never make everyone happy 等。

2. 他一向嘴硬，從不認錯。

[誤] He has always got a hard mouth and never admit a fault.

[正] He never says uncle.

注：say (cry) uncle: to give up or in; to surrender; to admit defeat. Mainly used by boys, as when fighting。主要是男孩們打架時的用語，當一方想制服另一方時，就用命令的口氣說：“Say uncle!”這時，有的孩子為了表示不服輸，就是不說。后來，say uncle 就成了“服輸”的代名詞，而 not say uncle就相當于“嘴硬”了。

3. 這個教授教得很爛。

[誤] The professor teaches badly.

[正] The professor is so terrible.

注：有人認為第二句的意思是“這個教授很可怕”，其實不然。英語中 terrible 意思很靈活，例如：feel terrible 指身體“不舒服”； The food is terrible 則是說食物“難吃極了”。而第一句純屬中文式的表達。

4. 我們這兒的人都覺得他有婚外戀。

[誤] People around here all feel that he has affairs outside his own marriage.

[正] People around here all feel that he is leading a double life.

注：affair 本身就指“私通”或“曖昧關系”，當然是“婚外”的事，所以 outside one's own marriage 無疑是多此一舉了。英語中“有婚外戀”的地道說法應該是 lead a double life。

5. 別看別人不把她當回事，在家里她可是父親的掌上明珠.

[誤] Although other people never take her seriousy, she is the pearl on her father's hand at home。

[正] Although other people never take her seriousy, she is the apple of her father's eye at home。

注： 中英文常用不同的喻體表明相同的喻義，“掌上明珠”與 the apple of one's eye 就是一個很好的例子。這種情況我們一般應尊重各國文化和習俗，翻譯時取目的語的固定說法，而不必直譯，這有助于將意思更有效地傳達給讀者。the apple of one's eye 源自圣經《舊約》，當時人們用apple指人的瞳孔。盡管瞳孔現在已經用 pupil 來表示，不再是 apple 了，但這一用法卻延續了下來。

6. 我希望你不要拖我的后腿。

[誤] I hope that you won't pull my leg.

[正] I hope that you won't hold me back.

注：pull one's leg 是“愚弄某人，開某人的玩笑”的意思，相當于 make fun of sb.。英語中與“拖后腿”相對應的表達是 hold sb. back 或 be a drag on sb. 等。

7. 嘿，小伙子，千萬別灰心。

[誤] Hey, lad, don't lose your heart.

[正] Hey, lad, don't lose heart.

注：lose one's heart (to sb.) 是“心被……被俘虜去，愛上……”的意思，而lose heart才表示”灰心喪氣，喪失勇氣或信心”。

8. 我們倆關系最好，他經常來我這兒白吃百喝。

[誤] We are best friends. He always comes here to have meals for free.

[正] We are best friends. He always comes here to bum meals off me.

注：第一句只表明“他常到我這兒來白吃白喝”，但朋友這間那種親密關系沒有體現出來。而 bum sth. off sb. 指向非常熟的朋友要一些不起眼的小東西，而朋友也不會介意還不還。

9. 原來如此。你一解釋我就明白了。

[誤] So it is. I understand soon after your explanation.

[正] So that's how it is. I understand soon after your explanation.

注：So it is 的意思是“的確如此”，它是用來表示對對方觀點的贊同的。例如：

A: It is a fine day today!

B: So it is。

而在表達恍然大悟時，英文要用 So that's how it is 或 So that explains it, 或更簡單地道的說法 Oh, I see。

10. 干杯！要一飲而盡。

[誤] ---Cheers! Bottom up.

[正] ---Cheers! Bottoms up.

注： bottoms up 雖然只比 bottom up 多一個 s，但是兩個詞組的意思卻相差十萬八千里。bottoms up 里的 bottom 是指“（酒杯的）底部”，那么杯朝天就是“一飲而盡”的意思，而且因為干杯時肯定不止一人一飲而盡，所以要用復數；而 bottom up 表示“屁股朝天”。